To complete the illusion, make pee pee in your coke after putting on the glasses.
If this doesn't break your heart, you have no soul (or are the person whose slippers he ate).
I said I need my READING glasses.
How low does your self esteem have to go before you buy the FAT blowup doll?
Prepare to have your mind blown even more random internet person.
What do you mean he doesn't have a hat? YOU ARE CHEATING!