If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
I've been to Paris and seen the Eiffel Tower - this picture is a million times better.
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Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
