Weird, I didn't know black people even liked bowling.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan