Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
"But... but... I love you mama. Why must I s--sleep outside in the doghouse?"
"My roommate passed out on our couch outside of our house. So, a bunch of my friends loaded him up in the back of my truck and put him in front of the football stadium."
If that's the case I'm not even sitting AT the table.
It's even creepier for the two Asian girls sitting across from him.
The old guy is checking to make sure that's not The Rock in front of him.