"He told her he was a robot and she grabbed him and started licking his face." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Ashley Schaeffer on April 3, 2007 Recommended Comments () Picture She's unhinging her jaw and preparing to swallow her prey whole. +250,000 views Picture "He walked up to the photographer with a cello, a bag of pillows and blankets and immediately asked if he could take his shirt off. When she told him no he replied, 'Alright, the transformers shirt will do." Picture While you're kissing, subtly graze the side of her boobs with your free hand. If she doesn't push you away, you're in. Picture "We payed for our friends face painting, and we told him he was getting a skull. He came out thinking he was awesome and wondering why everyone was laughing at him." Picture Elephant Trunk in Mouth Picture "We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive." Comments ()
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