The male apparel industry is serious business

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young