A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
I yield the caption to JJ, who commented - "Exhume his corpse and I swear to you the inside of the casket will smell better than Stillwater."
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