"Saw these at the grocery store, 'includes ruler for underlining passages."

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan