I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
And look, it's a howling dog on the east coast. You were right, eating shrooms and checking the weather is awesome.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.