"This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system."

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

She hasn't been seen since.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

This family trip is about to get awkward.