Picture Nice try, but my parents stopped having sex like decades ago. They don't even love each other anymore! IN YOUR FACE!
Picture "We found these books right next to each other in the children's section of the library at Kennesaw State." Jim from The Office called, he wants his facial expressions back.
Picture Kellogs, General Mills - it doesn't matter. Tonight we put aside our differences and call each other friends.
Picture "After beer pong we played a game of throwing ping-pong balls at each other. First to ten won."