Picture "Just testin' out the love swing." I'd imagine if you had this in your dorm, it would scare females away.
Picture "If you're my friend and I ask to borrow your bottle opener, don't give me your whole keychain, especially on April 1st. That's just plain dumb."
Picture I definitely will not need the binocular booth. In fact, I might just gouge my eyes out all together and call it a day.