My buddy and his spring break advice

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young