Guess which girl is the drunkest

Well, think it.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip