Now, to sing the national anthem, Barbra Streisand.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.