Another victim of the Swayzer beam.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet