I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
That Crotch Grab?
The question is, does the dude in front know what the dude in back is doing, or he is grinning like an idiot for some other reason?
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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
