Put the camera down and help me douche... Man, what happen last night anyway?
I took my cat to be spade **Shout out to Bob Barker** and as the drugs were wearing off she could only move her front paws. She tried to find a hiding place so she could be alone... this was her best attempt at hiding.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.