If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Women Parkers
I valet at this local steak house and some woman would rather leave her truck like that than let me fix it.
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
