Prelude to a wet t-shirt contest.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal