CollegeHumor.com - bringing you the best in church signs so you don't have to go! « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture September 23, 2006 Recommended Comments () Picture "My cousin passed out and we couldn't wake him up for church, so we brought church to him." How Christian of you. Picture You don't have to confirm or ignore. Just don't click anything and leave him in Facebook purgatory. Picture I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad. Picture This Wal-mart in Baton Rouge, LA. It sits on the Interstate, and on the other side of an Interstate is a church. The church decided to erect 3 huge crosses. The picture is what you now see when you go to Walmart. Picture If you only came once a year, you would probably go to church too. Picture Church signs FUCKING ROCK. Comments ()