My parents met because my dad put up a "What's Up?" sign in his window.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere