This guy handcrafted the house from UP and then randomly met some other guy dressed as Russel in the hallway. I call that fate.
"My buddy stole this, changed the sign and put it in the front window of his house."
"Sign they had to put up in my friend's bathroom at UTK"
Pick-up line of the night: I think these balloons are taking me UP, UP, UP the stairs and into my bedroom.
"My mom was pretty angry with my senior picture choice. Not because it was stupid, more 'cuz my Dad was a Crip. RIP Dad."
Good afternoon, my name is Russell and I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54...