Tur-duck-en is for girly men.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.