"On our April snow day, with classes canceled, 98% of the school decided to start drinking. The chem free freshman hall had other plans, as they barricaded East Hall residents into their dorm with two huge snowballs."

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

"You're a wizard, hairy."