Don't fall for the two-for-one deal, it's a ripoff.
It's reasonably priced, but the strings are a total ripoff.
"Can I just get mine for here?"
I guess the racist white equivalent would be a Denny's ad. Or maybe L.L. Bean.
The beach sweater. Brought to you by testosterone and L.L. Bean.
But he asked for more gruel. What am I supposed to do? Sell him?