Picture Duuuuuuuuuuude, you any Alpo around here? Man I could really go for some Alpo right now that stuff is soooooooooo good.
Picture I need some more punctuation so I know what you're talking about. Is it "feel my meat, bitch" or "Feel my meat-bitch." This is why the best sign vandals always carry around a pocket full of commas.
Picture I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.