Picture "When having to explain this over the scanner the cop said 'I don't know how to explain it, you have to see it."
Picture You haven't been cheating? Then how do you explain this bottle cap I found in your pocket when I was doing laundry?
Picture "My guy friends ask me why I'm a cheerleader. All I do is pull out this picture of my coach and explain about our co-ed sleepovers and they shut up." Fag!