"God! Dammit! Stop leaning!"
Oh my God this cookie is SOOOOOOOOOO hahahaha. Where am I?
"I finally cleaned my wallet out and all I found was one dollar and receipts dating back to '99."
I'm going to print one of these out for my wallet.
Oh my god! Shoes!
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm gonna get laid!