Richard Nixon: Father of our country
President Nixon arose before a country in disarray, and said to them. "I cannot tell a lie. I chopped down that cherry tree. I hereby submit my resignation."
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
