Oh man, I get so much drunker when I drink midair. The beer tastes better too.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.