Pete Doherty squirts a syringe full of his own blood at an MTV camera crew right after injecting himself with heroine.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321