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Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore