Picture "Any of you kids want a snack? Some lemonade? Pizza? Fellatio from a horny MILF. Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets?"
Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
Picture "I just graduated college and sold my car as a clunker so my mom could get a new ride. She had to take my old license plate. She's an elementary school teacher and has no idea what it means LOL."