Give me another f'n vodka.
Guy chugging vodka
Q: What turns bad vodka into good vodka? A: More vodka. Or a Brita filter.
It'll make that Lunchable go down nice and smooth.
"I made a mixer of hawaiin punch and vodka, so it looked like cleaning solution and got you drunk."
Psst- freshmen... Looking for a good place to hide vodka?