Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has
Picture "For my friend's birthday we managed to cuff him to the keg and told him we wouldn't let him go until it ran dry."