Picture "We got him up to a recorded 17mph before he flew face first into these trashcans. What we didn't know was the bottom two were filled with concrete causing him to chip both front teeth and shatter his left cheek bone"
Picture The girl on the left couldn't find her bathing suit bottom, so she borrowed her little brother's pirate eye patch from Halloween.
Picture Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can.