You can also use an iron as a quick and easy way to sear someone's flesh.
Perfect! I've been looking for someone with a Ph.D in clown rape.
IM IN UR CIGARETZ GETTIN' LUNG CANCR
There is no greater shame than looking like an Insane Clown Posse fan.
And all cats remember that moment as "The Great Betrayal" and vowed to wake humans every morning as an act of vengeance.