My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
This is REAL. NOT photoshopped.
A Photo of an autographed photo of the HONKEY TONK MAN!!!! Perhaps the greatest thing I saw in Woodstock, Ontario (with apologies to Jay and Emily, whose wedding was a close second)
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.