What was it that you wanted to do at the park again?

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.