I can't beleive you're getting married! Who am I going to go bowling with?
HAHAHHA but seriously I am going to eat your soul.
"Am I going to Hell if this makes me even harder?"
Great, now where am I going to buy dominoes?
You don't get that rich without quoting "Corky Romano" once or twice.
"What, no Macarena? Now how am I supposed to get laid?"