why you never believe a freshman when he says he's straight to drive View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From kiser on September 12, 2006 Recommended Comments () Picture Why you should never drive and text. Picture The dog's face says "can you believe this shit?" Picture "We collected caps freshman year. Built it over the summer. Now it is in the living room of our house." Are you getting this Freshman? It's never too early to start saving. Picture Rex always has his head out the window, which is why we never let him drive. Picture If you get a nerd drunk enough and start playing the starman music from Mario Bros., he will believe he's invincible. Picture This is like your friend who likes to claim he's Italian when the Sopranos is on, calls himself Irish when it's time to drink, and says it's okay to make Holocaust jokes because he's Jewish. Comments ()