One of my housemates eats loads, so she uses two cupboards for all her food, and refused to give one up for the new girl that moved in two weeks ago. Today, the new girl left the cooker on under her cupboard and melted all her chocolate. Justice served.
Who says UCSD don't get down wit' chemicals?(mdma,morphine sulfate, alprazolam, dextroamphetamine, methylphenidate, fentanyl)
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