Picture "First night of being a freshman. I was walking and skewered my self with a marshmallow stick. Went in two inches and was taken to the hospital to have it removed." Welcome to college.
Picture The first night of college is always the most memorable. Mainly because you've got a huge gash on your forehead the next morning.
Picture "College is the "key" to success! First night out I managed to jump off my bed and get a key stuck in my foot."