Picture "My roomates friend getting a lap dance! I found this stripper and another one in our dorm after my class at 9:30 on a thursday morning."
Picture "We were wathcing Harold and Kumar go to White Castle in my dorm room when all of a sudden who did I see out the window?" Don't get excited, it's not Neil Patrick Harris.
Picture "My roomate's girlfriend left her thong at our apartment, so I decided they would fit the dog better."