That's so sweet I think my ovaries just burst.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Well, think it.