Never be held back by waterbottles and vodka again.
For just $45 you too can have The Dram Sandal with a heel that holds three ounces of your favorite 'liquid'.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.