Why you should never drive and text.
Right now he's rowing 2 girls deep and doesn't know why, but who's he to ask questions.
And he wonders why he only knows three girls.
Gee, why are there no girls around?
"Why soccer moms shouldn't drive and talk on their cell phone - Edinboro University in PA"
Rex always has his head out the window, which is why we never let him drive.