Picture "We were going to get beer, and my friend's girlfriend told him not to forget to pick "it" up. We died laughing when he put it in the cart."
Picture "This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids
Picture "We saved our change up from the summer and when the keg delivery service came we greeted and paid him with this." There are keg delivery services!?!?
Picture "A friend of ours got really, really, drunk at our house so we told him he needed to go home. We offered to drive him but said he'd walk home by himself. Bad choice."
Picture 'Our roomate left for breakfast so we made a better verison of him." That'll teach him to start the day off right.