Saran wrap isn't just for preserving food...
"Over a half-mile of Saran Wrap."
"20 rolls of Saran wrap equals Nichols not making it to his 9:30 Mid-Term."
"2400 post-its say you won't saran wrap my car again."
The Ohio Saran Wrap Spider is one of nature's most bizzare creatures.
"3000 feet of saran wrap and a rocket penis always gets the job done." Well said.